Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Don't Ask Don't Tell...Don't Stop

This is something I used to wish for when I was at (all girls) summer camp.

Apparently, several years ago, the U.S. Military looked into a "non-lethal" chemical weapon that would cause enemy troops to become homosexual, find each other irresistable, start a major shtup fest, and forget about fighting.

I think we should try it out on the red states first and see how it works on the gay marriage issue.

2 comments:

JahTeh said...

And if the enemy troops found the other enemy troops spraying the love mist around irresistable the world would be a very gay place.
Hmm, it could leave an opening for women to take over the world.

Liz said...

Can you imagine? It could be one giant Michigan Women's Music Festival.