Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Don't Ask Don't Tell...Don't Stop

This is something I used to wish for when I was at (all girls) summer camp.

Apparently, several years ago, the U.S. Military looked into a "non-lethal" chemical weapon that would cause enemy troops to become homosexual, find each other irresistable, start a major shtup fest, and forget about fighting.

I think we should try it out on the red states first and see how it works on the gay marriage issue.


JahTeh said...

And if the enemy troops found the other enemy troops spraying the love mist around irresistable the world would be a very gay place.
Hmm, it could leave an opening for women to take over the world.

Liz said...

Can you imagine? It could be one giant Michigan Women's Music Festival.