Thursday, March 26, 2009

Patience, Grasshopper

I'm involved in a real estate short sale. This is what it feels like.

Source: xkcd

Thursday, March 05, 2009

Variety is the Spice of Life

I guess we Heebs should be satisfied with controlling the media, the entertainment industry, and the world's (dwindling) finances.

So, if we have a little competition in the salt mines, so to speak, we shouldn't be concerned.

Retired barber Joe Godlewski, got tired of seeing TV cooking shows touting kosher salt and came up with a new product, Christian salt.

And that makes me wonder, what would Jesus choose?

Sunday, March 01, 2009

Five Towns Barbie

Barbie, Mattel's almost anatomically correct doll who just turned 50, is apparently Jewish.

Who knew?

Six years ago, the Saudi Committee for the Propagation of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, aka their morality police, banned Barbie because they considered her to be a Jewish toy wearing revealing clothes.

So, rail-thin, leggy blonds look like Jewish women to the Saudis. Maybe they should attend a Hadassah meeting with my mother.