Wednesday, May 16, 2007

A Whole New Meaning for Woody Woodpecker

Need to rekindle your relationship? Maybe a Jildo is just what you're looking for.

To be honest, it looks like someone got the bright idea to saw off a bedpost in the heat of passion. And what are you supposed to use for lube? MinWax? But I understand the Jildo is giving its silicone counterparts, er, stiff competition.

I guess some people march to the beat of a different drumstick.


Epicure68 said...

They're for Pinocchio's girlfriends after he dumps them?
Looks like a big ouch to me. Can you imagine going to the doctor's? Um doc, I got a splinter, and I can't reach it.

Liz said...

LOL! I guess it appeals les femmes tres branchees.

JahTeh said...

I consider my sex education is now complete. I have only two things to say, splinters and ouch.

word verification was vagoeyot

Liz said...

And it gives a whole new meaning to "tree hugger."