What was particularly annoying for me was the byzantine way you're supposed to tie the thing to keep from exposing yourself. The gown was a wrap around robe that opened in the front. And you needed a Boy Scout badge in knot-tying to figure how to keep it closed.
There were two tiny strings inside the gown at hip level and two more on the outside.
- Tie the two inner strings together, except I'd need to have a 15 inch waist.
- Tie the two outer strings together, except I'd need to have a 17 inch waist.
- Tie one outer string to one inner string, except I'd expose most of my ass.
I ended up holding it closed and hoping for good coverage. I think they told me I was fine just to get me dressed.