If the California school system added Intro to Gay Marriage into its required curriculum, this is how a quiz might look:
1. Your lesbian aunt and her partner of 25 years are getting married. An appropriate gift would be:
A. A gift certificate to L.L. Bean
B. Baccarat stemware
C. A Hitachi Magic Wand
D. A Subaru
2. Two bears (you should know what bears are by now) are planning their wedding. Choose the most likely main course for the rehearsal dinner:
A. Vegan casserole
B. Wild salmon, Swiss chard
C. Something with foam
D. Double cheeseburgers, fries, and milkshakes from In 'n' Out Burger
3. You arrive at a lesbian wedding and are unsure of where to sit - the bride's side or the other bride's side. To make your decision you:
A. Ask one of the ushers which bride is the top
B. Consider the side with the fewest exes of either bride
C. Avoid the drumming circle
D. Flip a coin
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1 comment:
love this and of course the L.L. Bean ref. is near to the heart:) J
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