Friday, October 06, 2006

Rack-and-Pinion Steering Could Save Your Life

If you're considering breast implants, think big. You could save your life, not to mention a few bucks on car insurance. A Bulgarian woman with size 40DD breast implants managed to avoid serious injury (and possibly death) when her car was involved in a head-on collision.

Apparently, when the steering wheel crushed her on impact, her enormous silicone bazooms protected her vital organs and ribcage - just like an airbag. Unfortunately, both breasts exploded (ouch), which means her career as an exotic race car driver will have to be put on hold for a few weeks.

4 comments:

Amy Guth said...

L'Shana Tovah! I;ve enjoyed your blog and will swing back by again.

Boo said...

Your headline made me laugh out loud! Can you send over some of those Clever Pills you're apparently taking? I need some for this story I'm working on...

Liz said...

Amy, thanks for stopping by. I'm enjoying both Granola Bar D'var and Big Mouth A-Go-Go. Spent last Friday evening in the parking lot of my shul for Sukkot services. Got whacked in the face by several lulav-shaking second graders and my shins took a pummeling from a few errant thrown etrogs. But the full moon was amazing.

Liz said...

Boo - clever pills? You are very sweet. Thanks for the idea, by the way!