I don’t want a mobile phone with a camera. I want a phone that’s used primarily to make and receive calls. Is that too much to ask? Apparently Verizon thinks so.
I went to replace my phone yesterday and found that 99% of the new models come with cameras. Look, I’m happy with my digital camera, and I don’t need a pimped out phone with a bunch of extra appliances. Even if I had the option, I wouldn’t want a phone with a blender or a coffee maker or a hair dryer. Okay, maybe a hair dryer.
And I don’t intend to check email, do a Google search or watch The Godfather on a screen that’s smaller than a packet of sugar. I just want to call other people and have other people call me. What I really need is a couple of tin cans with a virtual string.
Hey Verizon, can you hear me now?
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Talk to Rose she found one of those prototype phones at Verizon. I think it was in the back room of the shop next to the 8-track player.
Hahahaha! Okay, so I'm showing my age.
I tried to make a call recently using a cell phone that was not mine.
I never could place a call but I got a nice photo of my knees.
LOL! I've finally just stopped locking myself out of my phone. And I couldn't even call a locksmith for help.
And don't the salespeople look at you like you're crazy?
Amen, sister...
Yeah, and they all had these giant power tool phones strapped to their belts. Apparently size matters.
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