You Could Put Out an Eye!

Why Jews don't wear thong underwear.

Okay, Mom, so maybe you're right about some things.

My Internal GPS Works Like This

Just another peek into my life from xkcd.

Straight Jacket or Sports Bra?

Break out the Advil and the Icy-Hot. I'm ashamed to admit it, but I suffer regularly from an embarrassing sports injury - the I can't take off this damn sports bra injury.

After every grueling workout, I have to perform gravity-defying acrobatic contortions to get my freakin' bra off. And being all sweaty makes it that much more of a challenge.

Sometimes I think I've torn my rotator cuff, and other times I suffer only a charley horse or a nosebleed (don't try to undress after a workout near large pieces of furniture).

Would it kill the sports bra designers to add an emergency exit?

The Synnytyselimiksi Monologues

Talk about taking a ride. A Finnish artist has created a giant vulva bicycle taxi to create an awareness of the world's male-centric outlook.

Or something like that.

But what really cracked me up was the article in the Helsinki paper which was only partially translated. For example:

"Far from view, wheeled vehicle crossing gogolilainen jättiläisnenä reveal a closer as seen from a woman's synnytyselimiksi."

Now that's a mouthful.