This is something I used to wish for when I was at (all girls) summer camp.
Apparently, several years ago, the U.S. Military looked into a "non-lethal" chemical weapon that would cause enemy troops to become homosexual, find each other irresistable, start a major shtup fest, and forget about fighting.
I think we should try it out on the red states first and see how it works on the gay marriage issue.
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And if the enemy troops found the other enemy troops spraying the love mist around irresistable the world would be a very gay place.
Hmm, it could leave an opening for women to take over the world.
Can you imagine? It could be one giant Michigan Women's Music Festival.
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