Need to rekindle your relationship? Maybe a Jildo is just what you're looking for.
To be honest, it looks like someone got the bright idea to saw off a bedpost in the heat of passion. And what are you supposed to use for lube? MinWax? But I understand the Jildo is giving its silicone counterparts, er, stiff competition.
I guess some people march to the beat of a different drumstick.
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They're for Pinocchio's girlfriends after he dumps them?
Looks like a big ouch to me. Can you imagine going to the doctor's? Um doc, I got a splinter, and I can't reach it.
LOL! I guess it appeals les femmes tres branchees.
I consider my sex education is now complete. I have only two things to say, splinters and ouch.
word verification was vagoeyot
And it gives a whole new meaning to "tree hugger."
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