As a sanderson
By tudor do marjoram
Go aurora on sanicle
Or by subsitent
Go cartwheel he atone
Go shattuck by uppercut
Nope, this is not remedial haiku or some sort of interplanetary greeting. These are actual examples of message headers I found in my inbox this morning from spammers. What are these people trying to tell me?
Should I record them, play them backwards and figure out if Paul is dead?
Okay spammers, it's time to learn English if you want to get anywhere in the land of sleazy email scams. Maybe I should offer an online course in ESL for these poor fools. I mean, if they want to get the coveted 2% repsonse, at least their message headers should make sense.
And to boost enrollment I could throw in a Rolex or a few Cialis tablets as an incentive.
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The wonder of the internet, I had that last one and I'm in Melbourne Australia. I love the way you now get half a novel with the viagra ad at the bottom.
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